Toilet infection is coined by those who went to have sex, got infected and the only way to explain to those who will be disappointed in them is to lie on the toilet.
Most infections called toilet infections today are Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs), when you take swab they grow Trichomonas vaginalis, chlamydia or even gonorrhoea, but still lie on the toilet.
They grow yeast (candida albicans) due to poor hygiene, reduced immunity, douching of the vagina with soap and abuse of antibiotics but then blame the toilet.
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Thereafter, they run to the chemist man whom tells them it’s toilet infections and then give them beecham ampiclox and maybe 2 doses of gentmicin injection.
My sister, you have bedroom infections and not toilet infections.
Credit: Dr Precious Omokhefe.